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T.O.’s cereal will become stale quickly, divide your pantry

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Residents of Buffalo, get ready to see another cartoonish figure in your cereal aisle. Terrell Owens’(notes) TO’s cereal will make its debut later this month in upstate New York, one month before the receiver will step foot on the field for the Buffalo Bills.

So many questions. What’s enlarged to show texture: the cereal or T.O.’s bicep? Is he positioned on the left side of the box because he refused to go over the middle? Why is he holding up the “s”? Is the expiration date “whenever Trent Edwards(notes) throws more passes to Lee Evans(notes)“?

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